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🗓️ 2 November 2022
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0:00.0 | My entitled mother intentionally poops herself because she hates the wedding that she's having |
0:04.6 | to attend as a bride's maid, and she's upset that the date isn't about her, and I honestly |
0:09.2 | could not be more traumatized and more disgusted by her actions. As a result, she's now |
0:14.6 | bad from every wedding in the family forever. Here's what happened. So this happened when I was |
0:19.6 | in my early 20s. My mother's cousin Mary was getting married, and she wanted me, |
0:24.5 | my entitled mother, my sister, and a couple other female relatives to be a part of the wedding |
0:29.6 | planning process. My entitled mother hated the idea of being a bride's maid. Whenever we would |
0:35.3 | go do wedding planning stuff, she would complain the entire time. She hated the bride's maid dresses, |
0:41.7 | the hair and makeup ideas, and had a meltdown over the shoes. My sister, who is very much the |
0:48.0 | carbon copy of my entitled mother, would also throw fits. I didn't really like much of Mary's |
0:53.4 | ideas either, but I went along with it because I wanted to support her. I'm just a bride's maid. |
0:58.4 | She was mostly wheelchair bound and could only walk for a short amount of time before she got |
1:03.3 | winded and had to sit down. I can't lie, the bride's maid dresses were pretty ugly. It was a |
1:08.3 | pale army green with short sleeves with a camouflage sash around the waist. They were cut just below |
1:14.2 | the knee and the shoes were combat boots. Mary's husband by the name of Kyle works for the military, |
1:19.9 | so they were going with a military style theme. Our hair had to even be done up in a donut bun |
1:25.3 | on the back of the head, with a hair flat against the scalp, and the makeup had to be minimal, |
1:30.3 | but despite the bridesmaids hating all of this, Mary absolutely loved it, and that is honestly |
1:35.9 | all that should have mattered. But my entitled mother would not let it go. Her aunt had to |
1:40.6 | rain her in on several occasions, and reminder that this is Mary's day and not hers. I can't |
1:46.3 | really blame my mother and my sister for hating the dress and the shoes, but they honestly should |
1:51.2 | have just sucked it up like the rest of us. The lack of flowers was an even bigger problem. |
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