Entitled Karen REFUSES to take me to to the HOSPITAL to have my BABY
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 20 September 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled Karen Friend refuses to take me to the hospital right after my water broke, |
| 0:05.2 | saying that we could just have the baby at her house instead. Here's what happened. |
| 0:08.8 | This happened a few decades ago, so I had been somewhere with my friends, and afterward they |
| 0:13.5 | invited me to visit their home for a while in the evening. We stopped by a corner store for snacks, |
| 0:18.2 | and while perusing some of the goodies, it felt like I suddenly had peed myself. |
| 0:22.5 | I was full-term and my water had broken inside the store. It wasn't anything extreme, |
| 0:27.6 | but it was a pretty good sign that my baby would be here quite soon. |
| 0:30.9 | So I told my friends with whom I was riding, and then we went to her house. At first, |
| 0:35.4 | I thought it was to drop her kids off with her husband, and then she would take me to the hospital. |
| 0:39.6 | But when we arrived, we went inside, and I told her, okay, now I gotta get to the hospital. |
| 0:44.5 | I knew this because I had already been there a few days before for a false labor, |
| 0:48.4 | and the doctor literally told me that it will be any day now. |
| 0:51.6 | But my friends response absolutely blew my mind. She said, |
| 0:55.4 | no, you can have the baby here. She was just cool as a cucumber saying this as well. |
| 0:59.8 | Since I was getting into a more advanced phase of labor pretty quickly, I couldn't remain standing, |
| 1:04.9 | so she got some towels for me to sit on, so I wouldn't get her sofa wet while sitting on it. |
| 1:09.8 | She was seriously going to try to force me to have my baby at her house. |
| 1:13.6 | I told her again, no, you don't understand. I need to get to the hospital, but she wouldn't budge. |
| 1:18.9 | Well, I wasn't willing to do this at her house with her husband and her kids there. |
| 1:23.0 | I had a doctor and a hospital all arranged, and the last possible second, |
| 1:27.2 | she decides to try and hold me hostage and force me to have my baby at her house. |
| 1:31.6 | I said I needed to use the phone. There were no cell phones back then when this happened, |
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