Entitled Karen Demands I Leave the Library Because I Look like Santa and It’s Distracting Her Child
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🗓️ 27 June 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And entitled Karen demands that I leave the public library, all because I look like Santa and I'm somehow distracting her kid. |
| 0:07.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:08.0 | So to start things out, I am homeless. |
| 0:10.0 | No, I don't drink and I don't do any substances. |
| 0:13.5 | I am trying to get a job, but finding employment when homeless is not an easy task. |
| 0:18.0 | And this is just a few facts about me that I need to get out of the way. |
| 0:21.5 | Every few days I take a trip to the library to charge my phone and batteries so I can keep my phone on and working. |
| 0:28.0 | I typically spend three to four hours in a quiet corner of the library glued to the power outlet that's charging my phone. |
| 0:34.7 | Well, today I had a cute and then frustrating interaction between a little kid and their |
| 0:39.4 | entitled parent. |
| 0:40.5 | I walked through the sliding doors of the library and wandered around looking for an open chair near an outlet to sit and charge my phone. |
| 0:47.5 | That's when I heard this little voice shout out in excitement and glee. |
| 0:51.0 | It's Santa! I then heard the pitter-patters of little boots running over to me. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, I get it, I really do. |
| 0:57.0 | A big bearded man dressed up in red, with big black bags and an oversized backpack strapped |
| 1:02.4 | over his shoulders, any little kid would easily mistake me for the big jollyman. |
| 1:07.0 | The kids stopped right in front of me. |
| 1:09.0 | She was clenching her fist tight, trembling in excitement. |
| 1:12.0 | She could not have been more than four years old at least. |
| 1:15.0 | She looked up at me, her eyes opened wide and uttered the word, |
| 1:18.2 | Hi, Santa! |
| 1:19.0 | And when she said that, honestly, it made me smile and I laughed. |
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