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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Jerk tries to HIT ME WITH HIS CAR, but instead HITS A COP CAR

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 19 August 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled jerk keeps trying to hit my bike as I'm just trying to cycle to college,

0:04.5

and after having dealt with this for several weeks, eventually this guy swirves into a cop car,

0:10.0

totalling his car in the process, as well as getting arrested for reckless driving,

0:14.8

and I've never been more satisfied to see karma work its magic. Here's what happened.

0:19.3

So first, a little bit of backstory. I'm a college student and I cycle to campus every day.

0:24.3

It's not a long ride at all, but I have to go through a zone where it's illegal to

0:28.3

ride a bicycle on the sidewalk, so I'm forced to ride on the road itself.

0:32.4

Most drivers don't really care and just go around me, since I stay to the edge and I don't make

0:37.1

myself a nuisance. I also have one of those awful e-bikes that I commute on, and this will be

0:42.0

important later. A few weeks ago, a guy in a Ford SUV started yelling at me as he drove by while

0:48.4

I was in the road-only zone. All the usual things I get is just get off the road or roads

0:53.6

for cars, you're going too slow, stuff like that. I get that from drivers on a weekly basis,

0:58.6

and I just ignore them and I keep going. But this man was special though, since he cut right in

1:03.6

front of me and slammed on his brakes after yelling at me all these weird and awful things.

1:09.0

I was able to stop before I hit him, and when he floored it out of there, he yelled at me,

1:13.1

better be careful next time, idiot. Now I was pretty mad, but I did not get his license plate

1:18.5

or anything like that, and I doubt anything could be done about it anyways. There was no real

1:23.3

proof. Over lunch, I told one of my friends who works as an EMT the story, and he got seriously

1:28.8

upset. Apparently, he has seen the results of a car suddenly break-checking a cyclist,

1:33.4

and they are not pretty. Two days later, the same Ford SUV jerk tried to break-check me again.

1:39.6

I was expecting it as soon as I heard him yelling for me to get on the sidewalk.

1:43.7

So once again, I avoided a crash. I told my EMT friend over lunch again, and he was even

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