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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Brother STEALS my CAR... CRASHES IT.... then claims I WAS DRIVING

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled brother steals my car and ends up crashing it in a ditch.

0:04.7

And when the police show up to assess the situation,

0:07.4

my parents lie to the police officers and try to say that I was driving the car.

0:11.8

But in the end, my brother gets arrested for stealing my car,

0:15.4

finally getting what he absolutely deserved.

0:17.9

Here's what happened.

0:18.8

So I have an older brother by the name of Dave.

0:21.4

That's not his real name.

0:22.7

And he has always been a jerk to me.

0:24.6

There's only a one-year gap between us,

0:26.8

but he'd like to beat me up when we were kids.

0:29.1

And he always acted like anything that was mind was also his.

0:32.9

He was also somewhat of the golden child,

0:35.2

which honestly made me miserable.

0:37.2

So much to nobody's surprise, I moved out at 18 years old.

0:40.9

My uncle is now a retired police officer,

0:43.5

and he took me in after I left my home.

0:46.0

He even hooked me up with a decommissioned Crown Victoria,

0:49.2

and I absolutely loved that car.

0:51.2

I don't know why, but Dave hated the fact that I had that car.

0:55.0

He drove three beater cars into the ground,

0:57.6

while my Crown Vic kept chucking along.

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