My entitled brother steals all of my beer out of my fridge after I let him come over to my place

to watch a TV show. But once I found out, I decided to go nuclear by getting my parents involved

and ruining any chances he had at denying that he did it. Here's what happened. So this happened

some years ago. I don't let my brother stay over in my apartment because he's a blatant thief

with any beer in my fridge. If I did something like get a lock for my fridge or something like that,

then he would hide bolt cutters in his car. That is just the kind of person that he is. Anyways,

years ago he wanted to stay over in my apartment to watch something on TV. At the house he rented a

room in, along with numerous other guys, they often fought over the TV. So I said fine, I would just

be in my bedroom playing Bioshock Infinite. Well, he showed up with a six pack of really cheap beer.

I told him not to touch the good stuff in my fridge and to be out by the morning. Then I booted up

my PS3 and wailed on some enemies with my skyhook. I had a few beers in the bedroom with me in a

mini cooler so I wouldn't have to interact with my brother unless I had to. I played for a couple

of hours and then I passed out in my bed. When I woke up in the morning, I went to make some coffee.

I was out of creamer so I was just gonna use some milk. But when I opened the fridge, all of my beer

and a bottle of whiskey was gone. This was good beer and whiskey too. The beer was a honey beer I

still buy on the regular and the whiskey was Jim Bean Honey. I was instantly furious because I

knew my no good rotten alcoholic thief of a brother stole them so I called him up. It took three

tries before he finally picked up his phone and then he had the audacity to deny he even took the

booze. But I pointed out that I had this stuff in the fridge and it was gone in the morning and he

left before I got up. It literally only could have been him. Well, that finally made him own up to

taking it and then he complained he couldn't resist good booze. I told him I don't care what he

can or cannot resist. I wanted it all back but he brushed me off and said to just go to the store

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