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Am I the Jerk?

Entitled Aunt STEALS MY CAR Every Morning so I get her Arrested for GRAND THEFT AUTO

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

My entitled aunt constantly unplugged my alarm clock just to try and ruin my life and make me

0:05.7

late for school. And after several inconveniences from her, from turning off my alarm clock,

0:10.8

to also making copies of my car keys, just so she can use it whenever she wants, I decide

0:16.1

enough is enough. And as a result, I get her arrested for Grand Theft Auto and I ruin her

0:21.4

teaching career. Here's what happened. So just before my senior year in high school, I turned 18

0:26.6

years old and bought a car with my saved up years of babysitting money. I would have liked one

0:31.4

sooner, but my mother absolutely refused. At 18 in my big act of teenage rebellion, I went out

0:37.3

and bought one. A couple of months later, my entitled aunt suddenly left her job from several states

0:42.9

away and moved in with us. And she did this without her car. It cost less if she waited six months

0:48.8

until spring to get its shipped. My aunt was incredibly cheap and a massive jerk. As a result,

0:54.4

I was expected to share my recently acquired car with my aunt all the way up until hers arrives.

1:00.0

This seemed deeply unfair, but nonetheless, it was agreed upon that she could use it for appointments,

1:05.3

as well as job interviews, since I could take the school bus. I needed to be warned in advance,

1:10.7

because my bus stop was the second one of the route. It left a lot earlier than I needed to if

1:16.0

driving direct, and I really like to get my sleep. So as the title suggests, you might be wondering

1:21.2

what this has to do with an alarm clock. Well, my entitled aunt is one of those people who

1:26.0

likes to rile people up, then mock them for getting upset. She's always got a complaint,

1:30.8

or a harsh word, and is feuding with someone over something. Once she moved in with us,

1:35.7

her complaint was my alarm clock. My room shared a wall with hers. My alarm clock was waking up her

1:41.5

mooching unemployed butt up every morning, and that upset her a lot. She would constantly ask if I

1:47.0

could just go to bed earlier, so I wouldn't need an alarm clock. The morning schedule at our house

1:51.7

went something in the ballpark of this. At 5.30 in the morning, my mother leaves for the office,

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