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🗓️ 22 November 2022
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0:00.0 | My crazy entitled aunt drives 500 miles in the middle of the night, demanding that I let her |
0:05.8 | sleep in my house. But when I tell her to leave, she calls the cops and tries to claim that she |
0:11.4 | owns my house and that they should kick me out. And I honestly could not be more stunned by someone |
0:16.7 | else's stupidity. Here's what happened. So without getting too political, we recently had an |
0:21.7 | election in the USA. My aunt supported one side while her husband and her adult offspring |
0:26.9 | supported the other side. And as you could probably guess, the election did not go the way my aunt |
0:32.0 | wanted it to. My aunt proceeded to flip out completely. She was breaking things, yelling, and even |
0:38.2 | went as far as sending her daughter's I voted sticker on fire. Her husband called the cops and |
0:43.6 | the cops declined to arrest her for anything. But suggested that she find a different place to stay |
0:48.7 | for the night. This happened yesterday in New Jersey. Fast forward to 2 a.m. today, and here I am |
0:54.6 | sleeping peacefully in my home with my family. Over 500 miles away from all of that drama. |
1:00.4 | My fence alarm goes off, waking me up. I don't know if it's a bear or a trespasser, |
1:05.4 | so I get my pants on, and I grab a tool used for my safety if you know what I mean, just to be safe. |
1:10.8 | It turns out, my aunt had cut the lock of my front gate because she couldn't get in, |
1:16.2 | and I was an answering my phone, even though it was 2 in the morning. I mean, why did she have |
1:20.8 | bolt-cutters in her car in the first place? So I put my tools away, and I ask her what on earth |
1:25.7 | is going on? And at this point, she starts freaking out and crying and screaming. Mind you, |
1:31.1 | this is at 2 in the morning, in a very private, quiet community. She talks about how the devil |
1:36.2 | took her family, and they just threw her out. And she says that since she has nowhere else to go, |
1:41.7 | I apparently need to let her in, so that she can stay in my guest room for a while. So honestly, |
1:46.9 | who knows how long that will be. I told her that a friend of mine was using that room right now, |
1:51.6 | so it was completely occupied. This person came from Texas all the way to West Virginia, |
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