Coming up at 9.45 on a game show Wednesday. We'll play Junkies Pals. Ordered your chance to win

Brian Adams' tickets. Pat Benatar. Right now, time for the entertainment page driven by

BMW Fairfax. All right. Give me a second. I got it right here. I could try to

memorize it and say it, but I'm sure I'd screw up. The entertainment page is driven by

BMW Fairfax.

D.C.'s only BMW Center

of Excellence Award winner for the ultimate buying experience on your ultimate

driving machine. Get over to BMW Fairfax.

Ask for my girl, Miriam. She's the general manager.

You could check out their entire selection of certified pre-owned and brand new

vehicles right there on their website,

bmw of Fairfax.com.

I told you I'm interested in their self-driving options that they might have.

There's a meme or something out there

of a guy in one of these self-driving cars,

and it's a convertible,

and it has attached a 65-inch TV and, like, popcorn, and he's sitting in the passenger seat, and he's just watching TV while

it drives him to its destination.

That's the future.

We're just doomed as a society.

It's over.

Yeah.

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