You want to kick off your summer with the Junks live from the Starboard in Dewey Beach, Delaware.

The date, put it on your calendar, make a note in your phone, do whatever you have to do.

Friday, May 22nd to kick off Memorial Day weekend, starting at 6 a.m.

It gets going early, doesn't slow down all day.

B. Mitchell Finley will take over at 10 a.m. It's all presented by our friends at Main Street Bank. We expect to see tons of listeners there in Dewey Beach in just a couple of weeks. It's looming. It's close. You know what else is looming? Yeah. Mother's Day. Mother's Day is this weekend. And I am very appreciative of all mothers, love all the moms out there. It terrifies me just because I don't know how to get gifts, you know, 40 years into this whole. I just don't know how to do it. Yeah. And then, like, TMZ has a story. It's basically, it's basically an ad. Okay. But it says, celebrity inspired Mother's Day gifts. Okay. Okay. So let me go through a few. I guess I'll make this part of the EP. Want me to do that? Yes. The entertainment page, of course, driven by BMW Fairfax. DC's only BMW Center of Excellence Award winner for the ultimate buying

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So, and I just look at these in and go, I'm a guy, I couldn't, like a guy can't pick these kind of gifts. Okay. So, Gwyneth Paltrow, she has her goop, beauty youth boost peptide serum. I can only imagine how much that cost. I mean, I'm sure it's not

cheap, but I'm sure it's not outrageous. It looks like a

small little bottle. Whatever. I'm not going to buy

my wife some sort of

serum or lipstick. A guy doesn't buy that. That's not

a guy's terror. Like a lotion.

Yeah, that's like, that's something like

maybe the daughter would buy it. So here's another one. They'll buy that. Jessica Simpson, women's Prisma Diorce pump. Like a high-heeled shoe. Okay. I'm not going to buy my wife. I would have no idea. Like, first of all, she would never need a high-hill shoe unless maybe going to a wedding or

something.

The only shoes I've ever got...

How can I pick a high-hield shoe?

You can't.

You shouldn't.

The only shoes I've ever gotten from my wife literally are from our pal, Chris Farley. Right. Seekers. Brooks running shoes. That's it. Right. I would never purport to know what sort of shoe she picks it out.

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