The junks are brought to you by Cropmecalf, the official heating and cooling company of the junkies. If you're looking to be the next five-star HVAC technician or plumber, just go to Cropmecalf.com, and you can join their team today. Coming up at 925, we will tell you how CBSSports.com graded the commander's preseason. So we'll get into that at 9.25.

Who graded at CBSSports.com?

I mean, our preseason was pretty horrible.

I would say it's probably...

D-minus?

What are the worst in the league.

925?

We'll do that, but right now we'll do Eby's entertainment page.

Something more entertaining than the commander's entire preseason.

It's about to happen right now.

Thank God.

It's over.

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Of course, you can check out their entire selection of certified pre-owned and brand new vehicles right there on their website. BMW Fairfax.com. When you get there, mention me. They're going to treat you great either way. But it definitely helps out. And you're going to love it. Trust me. I told you, I finally, I told you, you guys buy those, like, things to hold your phone that you put on, like, your windshield.

I generally do. it. Trust me. I told you, I finally, you guys buy those, like, things to hold your phone that you

put on, like, your windshield. I generally do not. My wife has one. That's, that's the domain of my

cup holder. Oh, I have to have it a pie. I have to have it a pie. So I get the one, like, on a

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