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And you get some pretzels. You're going to make yourself some nice snacks. And then you're going to look at the silly vehicle you're going to buy. Very good. Yep. All right. I'm just now seeing people are coming to Pedro Pascal's defense.

Okay. After the backlash against him and Vanessa Kirby and all this handsy behavior.

I haven't had a chance to read that yet, but I will be reading that.

I will say that the Gwyneth Paltrow video, I guess it was kind of a spoof for astronomer. Did you see that? No. Acted like she was like the HR person or something, whatever for astronomer. Is she trying to ride Chris Martin's Coleplay Tales here? Yeah. I don't know. Everybody seemed to love that video.

And I looked at it. I'm like, okay, I get it. That's Chris Martin's X. But I didn't find it. Isn't she busy with the goop and selling the $75 candle? It smells like her silly. I don't know. Did you like the video? Did you like the video? Like, I saw the video. I'm like, my wife's showing it to, everyone's sending me the video, and I'm like, yeah, what's the big deal?

It's okay. Did you like the video? Did you like the video? Like I saw the video and I'm like, my wife's showing it to everyone's sending me the video and I'm like, yeah, what's the big deal?

It's okay.

I mean it's goofy, but like it wasn't funny.

I kind of understand it.

No more spoofs of the CEO and his old bad girlfriend side piece.

Okay. They weren't funny.

They weren't funny the first time, and they're not funny now.

I just didn't understand why everybody thought that was so intriguing.

I don't know.

She wasted a day filming that, as far as I'm concerned.

They're going into the background of that Kristen Kabat,

and now they're trying to act like she's some party girl Cabot? Cabot? I don't know C-A-B-O-T? Cabot? I don't know with Cabot there. But what do I know? Cabot? Sure. Sure. Who's not going to fight you? Who was her, who's her husband? And who did he work for? Like Andrew Cabot dude or Kabat? I don't know. It's like, I can't remember. Some AI company? I can't remember. Or maybe she, she resigned from the AI company, correct? She had to resign from an astronomer, yeah. Okay. She was the HR person or whatever. But now they're trying to say she was some big party girl. And they're based it all on because she was a member of a sorority. She was a DG back in Gettysburg College. And I'm reading this and I'm going, this is kind of mean. This is like not really that fair. They're just, you know, because she was in a popular sorority, they're trying to portray her. You this crazy party. You partied in college? Yeah, I mean, I actually didn't think it was fair. So she's a sorority sister with your wife, right? My wife, my wife was a DG. My wife was one of the, probably the worst DGs, though. She was so busy with school. She didn't do a lot of that activities. No, no. Went to a few, uh, few events. A few mixer socials. We went, I'll never forget. What are the, the one where they do the, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know, the, the, shoot people with the, uh, the laser. No, no, no, with the, uh, the laser tag. You weren't into laser you know you weren't into laser tag i'm not surprised

whatever whatever i did laser tag with my kids a few times it's kind of fun really it's kind of fun

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