Enter the Railway Ronin feat. Gareth Dennis

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

We’re joined by friend of the show Gareth Dennis (@garethdennis) to discuss newly unveiled plans to close every ticket counter at every train station in England. Nothing else is going to be improved, of course, but we’ve envisioned some potential cost-cutting efficiencies: turning station guides into large human-sized braille dots, cutting the civil service down to just one guy that everyone gets mad at, and much more. Check out Rail Natter here! https://www.youtube.com/c/GarethDennisTV If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be recording a live podcast in London on July 26! Get tickets here: https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/trashfuture-live-in-london/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Yeah, you just love to talk while loud.
0:17.1	It's a booming.
0:18.5	It's a booming voice, yeah.
0:20.2	Okay, let's get into it.
0:21.6	Very rotic.
0:22.6	Very rotish.
0:24.6	Very rotish.
0:25.6	Very rotish.
0:26.6	Very rotish.
0:27.6	How loud you talk.
0:29.6	Oh, talking very loud in the laboratory.
0:31.6	This is a wave form.
0:34.6	Oh, the sounds of squelching.
0:41.1	All I can hear is arsh noises.
0:42.1	Okay, all right, all right.
0:42.7	Hello, everybody. House demoised.
0:43.6	Hello, everybody.
0:44.9	House demoisters.
0:48.0	Oh, Jesus Christ.
0:50.0	I'm sorry to everybody who turned in to turned in, nope, tuned in to this episode, to listen to some sensible discussion of what's happening with trains.
0:57.0	Now, the list is turn themselves in at the start of every episode.
1:00.6	Turning up to reporting to podcast prison.
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