Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Health Community Church,

where every single week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

We love to introduce you to members of our church, staff, people from our community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for

our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray Haas. G to the O to the D to the L,

to the I to the ness, Hallie. How are you? Way too humble to grumble, my brother in Christ.

Well, just like there is diversity inside the very Trinity that rules over us.

Our guest today is an expert in diversity.

It's my pleasure to bring back to the program, your friend and mine, Karen Kinky.

How you doing today, my friend?

Hi, everybody.

It's so good to see your faces. How have you been? I mean, we've survived a pandemic. We sure did. We sure last time

you saw me, my hair was down to my buttocks and now it's on a nice, nice Midwestern crop.

So that's a cute, that's a cute length on you.

I like the asymmetry.

Yeah.

A little spiky in the back and a little ways on the front.

Yeah.

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