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On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
We made it to Friday and the boys are back!
Colson’s got a new hobby in the Christmas break, and a-bit like cricket it’s weather dependent he’s been putting in the hours on farming simulator. 🚜
The talk of simulators takes us nicely to this weeks commission impossible, this week it sees celebrities showing us their power washing abilities in THRUST BUSTERS. 🍑 💦
Conrad Gates goes to Centre Parcs.
And Ben’s Mum writes into the pod! 📧
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa. I'm Colson. I'm Jack. I'm Ben. I normally say your names on Friday, but you know, New Year. Mixing it up. Mix it's Ben. This is the On the Sover podcast. |
| 0:22.8 | It's the podcast with your free friends from the world of television. |
| 0:26.7 | We chat about our lives and film and TV on this podcast. |
| 0:30.2 | And today I want to chat about something new in my life. |
| 0:34.7 | Something very important to me. |
| 0:54.4 | Christmas. Oh. Yeah. Present. Sister. You know how I say it's normally... He's dog shit. A link... No. You know, I say it's normally a link off. Oh, money. She sends me a link. I send her a link. Oh, that's terrible. No. She sends me a link. I buy it. She goes, what do you want? |
| 0:56.0 | I go, I don't know, Hannah. |
| 0:57.3 | Like, there's nothing I want. |
| 1:09.1 | There's nothing I need. I can't help you. I've got gold. I've got diamonds. I've got an island. I've got a plane. I've got a balloon. I don't need. I've got a ship. what did you say de blooms? |
| 1:11.4 | I've got a balloon and de blooms what de blooms? |
| 1:13.3 | Old like currency |
| 1:14.5 | money. Pirate money. He went balloon. Balloons. I've got balloons. I don't need anything. Apart from, what did she get me? Ninja blender. Nope. That's what I got here. Oh. Oh. What did she get? A VR headset. Nintendo Switch. Oh, right. Hold on at what. Nintendo Switch. A what? What? What? What? What? What? Nintendo Switch. Nintendo. Have we missed the end? NEN. Nintendo. Nintendo switch. What? N. You're still doing it. What? Nintendo. Nintendo switch. NEN, you're still doing it. What? |
| 1:44.6 | Nintendo. |
| 1:45.4 | Yes. |
| 1:49.1 | It's like you got the very market knockoff and it just dropped the end in. |
| 1:53.4 | Nintendo. |
| 1:54.7 | I've still got beef with them because the Wii Fit called me obese Christmas 2013. |
| 1:59.7 | Yes, but they were right. |
| 2:01.2 | But look at you now. |
| 2:02.8 | Look at you now. |
| 2:05.4 | Right. |
| 2:06.0 | What are you doing on the switch? |
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