Hello and welcome to citation needed.

The podcast where we choose the subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts.

Because this is the internet?

And that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be the pre-roll auto ads to this feed drop mini trailer tonight,

but I'll need some dynamically

placed co-hosts. First up, two men who remember when auto ads were about buying a vehicle,

Cecil and Noah.

Get into the zone. Yeah, I also remember I'm trying to make me come by rolling a ball bearing

around Alexis, Eli. It's not as good as you're making it sound, man. And it worked. It did work. I'm not saying it didn't work. My God, that was a sexy ball bearing. And also joining us tonight, two men sew in it for the money. The feeling is reciprocal. Heath and Tom. Okay, I just, I actually really like factor meals.

I really like this.

They're chilly.

It's great.

Yeah.

So the money is only in it for me, too.

I'm very confused.

Well, compensated, but confused.

Just jokes.

Very well.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to take a moment to thank our patrons.

Patrons, without you to remind us that what we already

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