You are listening to the Enormo cast.

Hey, what's up? It's your toes talking here.

That's a nice alpine climb you got there. I'd hate to see something happen to it.

Like when we get cold, life gets pretty miserable, eh, hot shot?

Instead of a ballerine up there, you feel like a walrus. Not a svelte walrus who swims all day, but one of them big ones, who let seagulls crap on them. And if we ever do warm up again, well, get ready to howl like a banshee. And not a cool banshee that scares everybody, but one of them banshees the other banshees make fun of for sounding stupid.

So get with it, buddy, and get some sick mountain boots from Sportiva.

That's right, Italian-made.

So high tech, they're like, what?

Oh, we gotta go?

All right, just listen to your toes and check out all of Sportiva's ice climbing and big mountain boots at Sportiva.com or your local shop and tell him your toes sent

you.

There was once a time, eons ago, when a person bought a product once and used it for the rest of their

lives.

In fact, once they died, in accordance with local rights,

their entrails and organs were removed, stored,

and they were wrapped and entombed under 6 million tons of cut limestone

with those indestructible possessions so they could be useful in the afterlife.

Well, the folks at Yeti won. constructible possessions so they could be useful in the afterlife.

Well, the folks at Yeti want you to think of their products the same way.

You know, minus the pulling the organs through your nasal cavity and the death and all that.

We live in a time with too much cheap throwaway crap, pardon my French, and stuff like the Yeti Tundra cooler,

the yonder water bottle, and Yeti's plethora of stainless drinkwear is built to combat that

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