Yeah, hi, Norma Nation. This is Jeff Bezos. Bezos? Yeah. However you want to say it. You may have heard of a little company called Amazon.com. It's not actually little. It's fucking humongous. But anyway, I'm kind of like your crack dealer for junk that you really don't need.

But even though I need a solid gold angler for my second super yacht, I'm going to make a solid gold

suggestion this holiday season and ask that you help me get on the good side of Chris at the

Enormacast by buying direct from the little guys that sponsor his enormously good podcast.

Enormous.

Get it.

It's in the name.

Anyway, there's three small businesses that sponsor his show, and buying direct from them really makes a difference to their bottom line, as opposed to mine.

I don't even know where that is, frankly.

I mean, is it like when you only have one Lamborghini and not seven?

Peter W. Gilroy.com makes incredible hats, jewelry and artistic accessories out of a place called New Mexico.

I don't know where that is, but it sounds amazing.

Blasebex.com, it's just a couple of people, humans, I think, banging out those crazy glasses that save your neck.

And bonfire coffee.com roast great coffee and a small shop out of Glenwood Springs, Colorado.

Very resourceful.

It's extremely resourceful these people.

And they're all small and they're all supporting climbers. And look, I know it's hard to quit me and my

robot overlords. You know, I kind of designed it that way. But click over to any of these small

vendors and entry Normo or Normacast at checkout. I can't remember which, but try them both.

Anyway, you can get a discount, get a great gift for one of your friends, and maybe, just maybe,

Chris will return one of my 40 emails I've sent him. Oh wait, hold on, let me press,

send, okay, never mind. 41 emails.

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