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The Enormocast: a climbing podcast

Enormocast 280: Taps 2024 – The Really Bollocks Edition

The Enormocast: a climbing podcast

Chris Kalous

Sports, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Wilderness

4.9 β€’ 1.5K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 280 of the Enormocast we present the 2024 Taps edition of the Enormocast. This is the annual episode where we lay to rest traditions, foibles, and notions in climbing that are either sadly going to sleep never to reawaken, or should be put to bed for good. The Enormocast is joined by our …

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0:00.0

This is a public service announcement from the Anormocast.

0:05.0

The following podcast contains adult language coupled with childish humor.

0:10.6

Male and female genitalia may be referenced.

0:14.0

We talk about sex, baby.

0:16.0

If you take climbing in your place in it very, very seriously,

0:20.0

the row we here at the Normaast suggest that you skip this one.

0:24.0

We will also be taking climbing seriously again on the Enormacast as soon as the next episode.

0:31.0

And now, if you're still here and you're ready to laugh, shake your fist, and maybe yell

0:37.8

fuck you at whatever speaker is playing this podcast, then welcome to episode 280 of the Norma cast, Taps 2024, The Really Bullocks Edition.

0:49.8

You are listening to the Enormo cast. Oh my God Janice, you know what I like about winter in the mountains.

0:58.0

It's puffy weather.

1:00.0

Puffy weather?

1:01.0

That's what I said, puffy weather.

1:02.0

You know, the time to cuddle down in your puffy, no matter

1:05.0

where or when. But what if your puffy is some sort of overworked filthy, greasy rag? Like you've been hanging

1:11.7

out in front of the friar at Long John Silas.

1:15.0

That doesn't sound like the kind of puffy for puffy weather.

1:17.0

More like don't bag puffy weather.

1:19.0

Well, if you need a new puffy, Black Diamond has you covered like glitter on the prom queen.

1:24.4

Literally, covered in puffy.

1:26.4

First, there's the vision down pocket. The puffiest puffy for puffy weather ever.

1:31.6

W warmer than your dear mother's hug.

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