You are listening to the Enormo cast.

Oh, oh, oh, what do you want for Christmas little dude?

I want a pair of fuel ice tools from Black Diamond.

They are the baddest tools in the

land Santa. No can do. You'll bash your teeth out kid.

Oh, oh, next. Okay, hop up here, little girl. What do you want for Christmas?

I want a pair of stinger crampons from Black Diamond.

They're the best crampons out there for getting freaky-beaky on the smallest edges.

I don't think so. You'll trip and puncture wound your cap kid next I suppose you want some ice

care from BD2 a kid you know it Santa I need a set of Express ice screws from Black Diamond.

They have advanced tooth geometry.

I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool.

Wait, are you a kid or a water bottle?

Never mind, Santa.

Don't you know the leader is never supposed to fall?

All right boys and girls, listen up, even though I live at the North Pole, my shop is just

not set up for all the testing, metallurgy, and design that goes into modern ice gear.

But you know who is? Those magic little elves over there at Black Diamond.

They make the best ice gear in the world and it's built to never let you down.

So have your parents go bother them at Black Diamond. the world and it's built to never let you down.

So have your parents go bother them at black diamond equipment.com

or check out a climbing shop near you

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