You are listening to The Enormo Cast.

Burr. It's wintertime, Buccarus. As my daddy still says, it's colder than a well-driller's

took us out there. Which means them doggies are shivering and you got death metal blasts

and in the dark of the early morn. Cause you're on your way to go ice climbing. Or maybe you're

still standing in line at the local Boulangeray and your Ray Colorado at 9 a.m. after a hot

soak anticipating your half calf soy milk latte with one pump of vanilla. Thank you very much.

Either way, he crazy sons of bitches are all fired up to jug haul up dem icicles.

And knowing this couple's opinion, they should be staging an intervention rather than stoking the

addiction. Black diamond is and has always been at the forefront of innovation when it comes to

peer ice and mixed climbing. I mean just look at the names of black diamonds ice tools for

crying out loud. The cobra, the reactor, the fuel, the viper. How the hell are you not going to

feel like a boss wheel in two viper's in your hands? Of course it helps to forget that viper's

generally would stay away from ice or go dormant in those temperatures as wood cobras.

And if you dig grab either of those snakes by the tail, you'd probably be dead within a couple

hours max. But try not to think about that while you're swinging your way up a glorious blue

chunk of god's frozen creation. So once the natural euphoria of re-warming your hands begins to

ebb, head over to blackdiamonequipment.com or your favorite local shop and check out BD's ice tools,

ice screws, apparel, and all the other accoutrement that goes with scraping of frozen rock and water.

Because hell, aren't we really just here for the accoutrement?

We got to get this in a way of planning to plan here. We're doing the

enormous down whatever it is. It's terrific. Oh yeah, it makes sense. That's a big

place. So much like how it sings. What do you really should? What the hell are you doing?

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