You are listening to The Enormo Cast.

You smell that? The Roma Chris Mountain Dew on living cow hide?

That dusky scent only means one thing. That's right,

sent Amber as a pollinus.

Getting up early to mend them fences all summers about to pay off when them

crisp temps let you pull down and hold smaller than a whisker on a tadpole.

Dime Edge is going to feel like DS pesos.

They're significantly larger, look it up.

And as you gall up into scent Amber with a twinkle in your eye and a spur in your buttocks,

let black diamond be your trusty steed.

They got all you need for pellar asslin, sport climbing, and of course the best

traditional climbing protection this old cow pokes ever seen.

If you ain't riding the range with a saddlebag full of camillots,

we'll sun you ain't cowboy or cowgirl or cow person.

You get my meaning. So when it comes to poking cows, well that's your business.

But as far as climbing goes, nobody has you covered head to toe like black diamond.

Check them out at blackdiamondequipment.com or your favorite local shop.

And though I might have gone too far this time,

at the moment blackdiamond is still a proud sponsor of the normal cast.

Are you stuck in the partner zone?

But that person you climb with is blithely unaware of your electric longing

that's telegraphing through that stiff gym rope.

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