We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. Entry 415.15.J.M. 124.

Certificate number 2.5935.

Immogram.

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the...

Is this the test now?

Yes, you're in a desert walking along the sand when all of the sudden you look...

What? What desert?

It doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical.

But I come out of either.

Maybe you're fed up.

Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows?

What would you say this funny character voices that you're doing just out of curiosity?

Is that...

I haven't done this in a while.'m audition for the jeopardy announcer job i see this is your radio radio voice

welcome to jeopardy what if you were like a character like a wolfman jack kind of announced?

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