Podcast ain't played nobody, Bill. How many spring games have you ever been to?

Please don't say more than two. Like, well, I live in Columbia, Missouri, and you know, friends come to town, like having a reason to come into town for a

Saturday in April so I mean I've probably been to like 15 Missouri Spring Games at

this point just because I'm in town.

15, wow. And if it is 15, it'll be 16 on Saturday

because, oh wait, hold on, what's the weather gonna be like,

oh, it's gonna be terrible, ha ha,

because this is, terrible. decry and debunk sports writer stereotypes.

That's one of the reasons this podcast exists is because the like the old school

thinking in every aspect of college football was so like calcified when we started Espination.

But you complaining about the weather, which is a very sports writer, you think, I'm here for it.

But only the Missouri weather and only for the

net like any extra day that you get of winter that robs you of like the spring summer I

just think it's hilarious because you're registering emotion in an alarmingly human fashion.

So I'm here for it. I walked at dogs three times a day. I have had about five lovely comfortable walks.

Wait, you were a parent and you walk your dogs three times a day and you produce roughly

about 18,000 more words a week than I do.

God, I hope, I seriously hope none of our I mean our bosses listen to this. Do you realize how do you walk your dog three times a day?

Well I put their leashes on and then all right all, all right, all right, all right, this is a podcast they play nobody.

Here's a reminder.

When you wake up at four, the day is yours.

There's a lot of day when you wake up at four.

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