We have to come together, that's why I'm running. I'm running as a proud Democrat for the Senate.

If you may remember, I got in trouble when we were running against the senator who was a Mormon.

I'm a governor, okay? I took him on.

The Mormon guy is running. I got a case in front of a Jew.

The Catholic gal. She worked for me.

I got that blonde lady that lives in my house. I sleep with it at night.

Anyway.

Let's get you off the stage before you start talking about the black people.

That's old Joe Biden. Both of those were yesterday. He thought he was running for the Senate.

He's going through the motions. Have you read the whole quote? It was really not a big deal.

It was a miss. It was a big deal. Jack, if you care about signility, also I couldn't remember Mitt Romney's name,

even though he ran against him. I forgot a name yesterday too of something I should never forget.

Did you run against him for the highest office in the second highest in the land?

Biden does that more often than I do. Certainly in most people do.

Because he's almost dating.

Vingo.

Anyway, Mitt Romney put out a tweet today. It's kind of interesting.

Maybe we'll get to that later about the current level of our discourse.

Although Mitt Romney really likes being above it all and portraying himself as he's got a bit of James Comey in him.

Just a little bit of that.

He's got a bit of a holier than that bone. No doubt.

Of course he probably is holier than me.

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