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It's Chris and Yannas history hyenas. And guess what? We finally got t-shirts. They're all over the place. There's, they're going to be a lot more coming. We got t-shirts. We got T-shirts. We've got Mike Mush here. We got Zach Isis here. We're all here. I blew out a candle last night. And the wicker and the hot ash went into my left eye and it hurts and Janice has gone on a woman's

sweater and he'll say that I'm fashionable the nicest I know how to dress and blah blah blah

you look like a woman and the thing is now because I can cut here's a thing with me honest

here's a thing for most of our friendship this is thing. For most of our friendship, this is true.

Yeah.

For most of our friendship, you've just said a lot of things and you're like, I'm this, I'm that, and I've just let it go because I've been depressed. But now I can confidently beat the shit out of you and throw you through a window. Yeah. So I'm just going to tell you how I feel and I hate your sweater. I think you probably could have beat the shit out of me before you learned how to be a slow boxer.

Yeah, I'm not, well, now I'm picking up the speed. I don't even know if I could recognize you without a boxing shirt on. Yeah. If you walked in here and you didn't have a boxing, if your, if your sweatshirt didn't say, the back of Mike's head looks like a tortellini yeah we got no fume shirts now

there are good yeah because last night we had a few bruise you and i and i've just been letting

go recently you've been letting go because i had two more at home afterwards but you're a married kid

you're here's the thing let's just be honest let's just be honest we let's just be honest. We were talking about this yesterday. Tell me how the cookie crumbles. Here's how the cookie crumbles. Yeah. Unfortunately, here's how the cookie crumbles. Yeah. You're born a straight white man in America, you're ahead of the current front. There's just no other way to slice it, right? There's no other way to slice it.

It's like, yeah, you know, you joke around about how you don't have a career and all that, and all that stuff is funny and true. But the bottom line is the things that you're inheriting from your family's wealth is just more than any one of these sandy comedians could ever get in a lifetime. So it's just what it is. Yeah, I mean, my family just made a good decision to buy a house and park slow.

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