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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Wedding bells are in the air! This episode, Cat tells Pat all about her engagement proposal in Scotland while bravely battling the aftermath of a vegetable-forward meal. Meanwhile, Pat shares about an exciting upcoming role, what is inside his grill, and also what is missing from his glove compartment. The answers may surprise you.

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:05.6	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.combe.
0:12.9	That's audible.combe.uk slash wondery.
0:19.1	Hey, bitch, what is your whole deal?
0:23.0	Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wished for a sign from above.
0:29.9	Well, here's a podcast about boy sex, fucking dating and love.
0:33.6	Seek treatment, if you're boring as fuck, seek treatment treatment if you're unlucky in love seek treatment if you just can't take a hit
0:44.6	we'll seek treatment with cat and pat hey boys and girls one two three all eyes on one two three at. One, two, three. All eyes on me at the center of a ring just like a circus.
1:00.1	Hands up, mouths closed.
1:02.5	Ass up.
1:03.8	That's the way I like to fuck.
1:05.9	Totally.
1:06.8	Peace and quiet.
1:07.7	Remember peace and quiet.
1:08.7	Peace and quiet.
1:09.9	Peace and quiet.
1:19.2	We have obviously, we didn't have that. We had quiet coyote. Oh, that's cute. It's like so random. It's like, why would this mean? I know.
1:45.1	Well, it's all the litterative, which I love. Remember shadow puppetry? Like, I think about it all the time. I could always do a dog by going like this. Yeah, you probably still could. Yeah, I mean, you even can see that pound dog finger. Wait, I have something to tell you. I have been. This is amazing, right I'm doing. You guys definitely check all the YouTube to see what Pat was doing there. I am not afraid to tell you guys. I've been on the toilet since 2 a.m. Are you serious? Food, it must be food poisoning. I went to a dinner for influencers and you all know I'm one of
1:51.3	the biggest influencers on the planet. So they had to help me there. And there was a, I'm going to say
1:56.2	this, there was a plant-based menu. And I'm so sorry it happened. I can't do that anymore. I can't be a part of that anymore. I had a plant-based cheesy dish that I'm not kidding. Like, I finish eating. I go to pee. You know when you think you're peeing? And then it's hot lava. Oh, God. And I'm sorry to share that with everyone. Well, I never would think I was peeing because like. Right, because you sit. You would sit. But I learned a term the other day. I'll shout out from Joe Mandy. A term that is like a calca or something. It's how birds only have one hole. Oh, like a clachla. I know you mean like a quoco, Kaylee quoco.
2:34.6	Yeah.
2:35.1	Birds have a Kali quokos.
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