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You can hear the gentle pitter patter of rain again this week.

That's the rain hitting off, the roof of my office.

January, February and March.

That's the real winter.

Like we say that winter is November, October, December.

And it's true, it's dark, it's cold, it's navy, but it's a dry frosty cold and it's stunning, it's very beautiful. But now, this is that cunty stuff.

When it's January, February and March, that's when the weather tries to have a fight with

you.

That's when the weather is, when the weather has a problem with you.

Out there right now, it's freezing and greasy and aggressive.

The rain is sideways and fat.

And it's backed up by a bitter wind.

It's difficult to find meaning in that weather because it won't let me.

It won't let me.

It wants to get into my eyes.

It's horizontal rain.

It really wants to penetrate my bones. So this is the real winter

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