England Too Good on MCG Snakepit | AUS v ENG | Day 2 | Melbourne Test
The Grade Cricketer
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🗓️ 27 December 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Well done to England for winning one of the worst games you will ever see, Bazball is back.
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| 0:00.0 | And so ends what has been one of the worst test matches in Australian cricket history. |
| 0:04.6 | England get it done. They win their first test match here in Australia for the first time in |
| 0:09.2 | Iran 15 years. There will be no whitewash. Australia have shit tipped themselves out of a whitewash. |
| 0:14.6 | And now you're thinking, what do we have? What do we have here? Weather? Not really at the moment here. |
| 0:20.4 | iPhones? Sure. To do what? Text each other about how shit they're What do we have here? Weather? Not really at the moment here. |
| 0:23.4 | iPhones? Sure. To do what? |
| 0:27.0 | Text each other about how shit that was? That was an absolute disgrace. |
| 0:32.1 | England? Fantastic. Fair fucks to you. You've got to take your licks sometimes on this channel. |
| 0:37.3 | And here we are once again taking Licks Pezza. But it was an absolutely atrocious game of cricket. |
| 0:41.3 | And people have to drive tomorrow, and what are they going to do? |
| 0:43.3 | Drive off a cliff? |
| 0:46.2 | People have to drive up the coast and down the coast. |
| 0:48.2 | And this is when cricket's meant to be on. |
| 0:56.9 | There was bipartisan agreement, multilateral, multi-partisan agreement around the world, that whatever needed to happen in this game, it just needed to be on. It needed to be on for the next few days. Now, that's not |
| 1:01.0 | taking away from England. They've batted and bowled better than Australia today quite considerably. |
| 1:06.8 | Pagey has done something to the deck. There's no doubt about that. Somewhere in between. |
| 1:11.1 | Now, I do have, I don't even have a conspiracy theory about Pagy. It's very, very clear what's happened. Today's the day, actually, Australia has ceded its home ownership of the game to India. And I'm going to explain that later. India, yes, you're in this chat. Everyone's here, everyone's here. India entered the chat. Did they ever leave? |
| 1:27.7 | They entered it quite a long time ago. |
| 1:31.3 | Uh, yes, you're in this chat. Everyone's here, everyone's here. India entered the chat. Did they ever leave? |
| 1:27.7 | They entered it quite a long time ago. |
| 1:32.1 | I have to say, in relation to England's win, very noisy consolation goal. |
| 1:39.1 | A way goal still count, though. |
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