Well, very much a game of two halves in this one, England against Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka against India.

The first half of England's innings really was me trying to cook toast,

and the second half was Big John ordering a Chinese in Dubai.

This calls for a bud. Pezah in sport, obviously your team loses most of the time.

That's how sport works, but when your team wins, you must sing from the rooftops.

You must celebrate and be raucous and insufferable and unbearable online especially.

But at the same time, you must take your licks when your team loses.

Excuse me.

I found this game as an Australian fan particularly difficult to watch because Sri Lanka were

fucking shit for most of it.

And England played well enough to, you know, get 146 and then completely steamroll, Sri Lanka.

That's all I've seen in the game.

Everybody was very clear about what was happening in the first innings.

I mean, the boots were being polished wound up ready to absolutely sink them in to the rectum of the english cricket team

and i was in the front lines baby there was a lot of people on the front lines do we have ashwin's

tweet there chucky i don't know if I might have.

I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, England refusing to play the brand of cricket they're capable of playing.

Happens most of when there's uncertainty around the group.

Now, by the way, we have gone early too, right?

And everyone went early in this game.

Turns out England had 50 too many.

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