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Can you do this, darling?

Yeah, I'm just quite annoyed about what happened.

I was going to dive straight in with the women's European football championships, which I know is a thing you follow deeply and we'll talk about ravish. It's really good. Before we go and get all our flags, we put them on our car aerials and on the roof because of the lionesses. We're both a bit fucked off and we're fucked off whether something

that's fucked us off before.

Which is that, so both our children are now on summer school holidays and they both have

things that they're doing during the day and one of our children was being picked up today

by, you know, another family who were going to the same thing and that family are always late.

I've got a massive problem with late people and they weren't just late. They were an

hour later. They said just leaving, ETA, 10. Doorbell rings at 10. We jump up, open the door. It's

Neil who's cycled here from like very far away and is never

late. Five minutes later, doorbell rings, it's this family. I don't know what about, nobody was

an hour late in the morning when we need to get up kids out from under us to get them to...

I think it makes me angry because I work so hard, never to be late ever. For you, it's a bit triggering. Because your mum was always, always, always, always late for me. All my parenting, however shit it is, the two lines in the sand, I don't hit them because that's what my dad did to me. And I'm not late for them because that's what my mum did to me. And I feel, I have this picture of my childhood

as just standing on a street corner hoping that someone's going to arrive and pick me up and when they do, they whack me. And it takes quite a lot of coming back from. Yeah. But anyway, so we're just processing that this morning. Neil probably cut it all out. Anyway. But Sam, we started off like slightly trembly because he doesn't like to arrive late

because he's never been late.

And in the end, he was laughing.

It's funny.

Because he didn't believe it.

I try to... We started off like slightly trembling because he doesn't like to arrive late because he's never been late.

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