Hello and welcome to the rest is football with me Alan Shearer, Micah Richards and the stupid old fool Gary Linneker who hasn't got a clue how to turn his computer on.

We've been sat here for 45 minutes waiting for him.

He's had his headphones on and off,

turned his computer on and off for five or six times,

and eventually he's online.

Welcome Gary.

Thank you.

I rely on young people like yourself, Alan,

to get me through this.

It was, yeah, it's very frustrating.

I apologize for keeping you both waiting, but at least England won a game of football beforehand.

It would have been even worse if England hadn't won.

But thank you for the introduction, and you might have a future career in this.

Something like that. Yeah, well at least I will turn a fucking computer on.

So do I. It was a problem with the headphones. I mean I'm a technophobe and

normally producer Harry's here alongside me but he's on a golf trip and I was left to my own devices and devices is not a thing I'm very strong with.

On a scale from 1 to 10.

How much was he floundering there?

I was a cold sweat.

A cold sweat.

Oh dearie me, but anyway. But here we are off the back of a very

impressive England performance I felt particularly going one down against

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