It's the Game of Roses! Welcome to the Game of Roses!

The Bachelor returns to Paradise!

Let's go!

I'm excited for the chaos because there will be chaos.

Chaos, party!

And you better hold on to your coconuts!

Welcome to Game of Roses! This is Pace Case!

This is Bachelor Clues!

And this Tuesday we have an incredibly special episode prepared for you that is going to be all about a certain thing we like to call Paradise!

As you all know, Paradise is starting to cast Season 7 right now. It's been two years since we've had a Paradise because of the pandemic and there's a giant player pool now from which the producers can draw to give us what we'll no doubt be.

An all-star season unlike we have ever seen, but before we get into any of that, we first have something very important to tell you about.

We're talking about our merch! We have Gore merch! Finally we have resurrected the merch store and it's ready!

It is an entirely new era of Gore merch and we are very proud to unveil our first exclusive item in what will be our new Gore merch catalog.

This is a T-shirt that has a beautiful image illustrated by Ella Tolkien, who you can find on Instagram at Ella Tolkien, T-A-L-K-I-N.

And it depicts a crying player bound by handcuffs of roses as she prays to the dark lord above for favor in our beloved game.

The letters 4-T-R-R are at the top of this T-shirt and at the bottom it tells you what that means for the right reasons.

Now this shirt is not just a shirt. As we are all now getting vaccinated as things are opening back up, the next season of Bachelorette is going to see a return to viewing parties.

That's right, you're going to be throwing them, you're going to be attending them, and when you walk into a Bachelorette viewing party wearing this shirt, people are going to say what the fuck is that?

And then you get the pleasure of telling them, of explaining to them the power of 4-T-R-R, the primary foundational rule of the game, you get the pleasure of using this shirt to start a conversation that drags everyone at your viewing party into the pit.

We've already seen parasocial powerhouses such as Danny Padilla and Ember Ambrose in this item of clothing. Check out our Instagram story highlight titled merch to see those if you didn't catch them. They're very cute.

And look, I'm not going to say your 4-T-W-R if you don't get this shirt, but there's an implication.

And you have two weeks to get this shirt and then it's gone forever. So if you want one, you got to get it now. And to get it, you go to bonfire.com slash game of roses.

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