I'm attracted to him. That's why I'm going on the date.

But that puts me in like a really weird position.

Same place that Sally and Vanita were in.

You know, so what, Sally was in a weird place, but she was just like, I'm going to do what I want.

...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha everyone's business, but mine with me, Kara Berry.

Today we are talking briefly, and I do mean briefly, and I know I say this every

time, and I know I know that I say this every time, but this time for real, when I say briefly,

I do mean briefly, and we're going to be catching up on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,

but first, Southern Charm. So let's get into it.

Let's Baba do it.

Here we go.

So we start off with Sally as a single mother of three.

Chickens named coconut, cannolope, and popcorn.

She seems to be afraid of popcorn.

But I got to say, those are actually pretty cute names for a chicken.

She ends up calling Madison, who I forgot, has a white dog named Karen.

So that was a good one.

Craig calls Madison about the fact that he was the one who wanted to go to

girls night, but then he left and all the rest of the guys went because he says that Austin got

hammered. So he had to leave. Okay. But Madison tells Craig, when the guys got here,

Sally was really popping off. And we see in a

flashback, she said to Charlie, he's been playing both of us, and I see it now. And one day,

...