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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.8 | Welcome to 100% Eat, the show we try every fast food restaurant, mostly fucking dog shit. |
| 0:07.8 | And we let you know if you need it. |
| 0:09.8 | You probably do this week. I'm your host Michael Jones. |
| 0:11.9 | Alongside my co. This is Jordan Sweers. |
| 0:14.1 | Jordan, how are you? |
| 0:15.5 | On this blessed food day. |
| 0:17.4 | I'm feeling very blessed because it's a Christmas miracle. |
| 0:21.8 | That's right, Christmas. |
| 0:23.7 | He said it. |
| 0:25.2 | Get back. |
| 0:26.6 | I'm bringing it back. |
| 0:27.7 | Put the mask back in Christmas. |
| 0:28.7 | Don't worry, Jesus. |
| 0:29.5 | I got it. |
| 0:30.7 | Take that, Christians. |
| 0:32.1 | And like Jesus who carried us in the, along the beach, there was only one set of footprints or whatever straight to metaphor |
| 0:39.4 | because we made it to a good restaurant |
| 0:42.2 | well Jesus was carrying the cross and we were sitting on it |
| 0:44.3 | yeah |
| 0:44.6 | the footprints were like deeper |
| 0:47.6 | yeah we're just kicking our legs swinging |
| 0:49.3 | Nick was like hanging on it |
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