Welcome, welcome, welcome. This is the distraction pieces podcast episode 426. It's the third part of the 2021 end of year drunk cast.

Merry Christmas, guys. It's Christmas eve as this comes out. If this is how you're choosing to spend your Christmas eve, thank God, bless you. Please let me know and let Chris and Stu know on socials that

that this is how you're spending your Christmas eve, you're listening to us drunk idiots. The usual warnings, I'm putting a warning at the beginning of each one and I'm keeping the intro brief actually because it's a five part and I think it probably tips the six hour mark.

And there's an episode of off the beat and track that's that where we're discussing Christmas songs. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not going to ramble on anymore. If you get some money for Christmas, feel free to head over to speech surveillance records.com or patron.com forward slash

groupiest pip. But for now, this is part three of the 2021 end of year drunk cast with myself, Chris, glass and Stu within. Let's do this.

Right, here we are for part three. We've all gone and had our weas Chris went in the house. I went outside. Stu warned me to not walk on the grass in case there's dog poo. Yeah, so I basically just stood on your path, pissing in the direction of the grass, which felt weird. And then I panicked and thought, I'm

going to be still working issue because the direction of his face in was exactly in your office that your wife is in earlier. But I said, if you all could, if she walks out now, even

I mean, thankfully she wasn't. Why did I get sent in the house then when you're pissing? Anyway, we're in. Oh, we can't all go right and we can't all go in the toilet together.

Oh, sorry, you don't we know you don't look the door. You're waiting for us to come in. I had a really healthy old piss that time. I know what we stood outside. You winning doors get you've come out, put a coat on it. It's like you've

been sent a fucking full call to be 1984. Monday, I might to call back. In this episode, there's loads that we want to talk about. But I need to start with things Stu has said on the two girls, one

of the short podcasts because and first things first, it's one of my favorite podcasts. It's become a muscle. And it's finished now. You've done that was it three seasons or four four seasons. I think that all fantastic. I think Charlie and me in an absolute

sense of the girls. They're so good. I think the first season was good, but it was the second season where you kind of got a format. And it was these hour long episodes. The first season was like it could be a 10 minute story. It could be a 20 minute story or whatever. But the second season, they started to get more of a format and they started to dig into is stupid potato head a little bit and ask these weird questions and get into a psyche.

Again, like Chris, I think you'd love it, but also think it's one you can listen to with your misses because it's just so weird and depraved, but it's not your weird and depraved stories.

So I've got three things I want to talk about. First one I'm going to start with actually Chris in like a superhero movie. If there's a villain, like normally a Russian villain.

How does their backstory normally start of their childhood? If you've got to think it comes to mind. Well, in the last, Tony, I don't know in the last 10 years, but in the time when I read a lot of comics, it would be styled in eskin in a way.

Yeah. So communism repressed not even a lot rationing. Or like in some kind of lab.

Yeah, I like so. Okay. Yeah, maybe in a lab. Why did you know that when stew was a kid, he was taken into a lab to be studied and play with stickle bricks while men watched him to try and figure out what was going on.

This story came out of what the fuck is going on here. He literally went into a white room while people behind like two way mirror watched him play with stickle bricks and analysed him.

The weird thing was he told me that this is the worst thing about our brain. He fucking fest that up to me. And I was just like, okay, yeah, it's no way.

That is super. That is the classic. He is his history. There are no and then everyone in the room there like their brain explodes or something.

Their eyes just burst. Well, the fuck was going on. He was like, you know, stranger things 11. Yeah, but he can't count to 11. He was like one.

One than another one another one. Four ones. And he made a headache. He was probably the same age as the guys in scanners.

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