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Florida Men on Florida Man

End Of The Year Highlight Series Part 3

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5778 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Bobcat Boxer and FMOFM host, Josh, gives us his favorite segments from the last 4 years! We will be back from holiday VERY SOON!

 

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0:00.0

Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

0:08.2

That's where my heart is your need ever, home where the old folks stay.

0:16.0

What's going on, everybody? It's Josh. The end of 2020 to wrap wrap up as i like to call it trademark this episode is actually

0:24.1

my favorites from the last year my favorite headlines my favorite my stories and my favorite

0:30.9

wayne's stories thank you so much for listening we're excited, 23, and we'll be back soon. Okay, headlines.

0:57.0

All right, so our first one is about a Florida man who was driving a little recklessly in a gas station.

1:03.0

Not safe.

1:03.9

Not safe at all.

1:05.2

He almost hit a gas pump multiple times, so customers at the gas station decided to call the cops.

1:11.5

Right. Yep. Said, you need to come check this out. We don't want to get up, you know,

1:15.3

in a fiery flame at a gas station, right? Right. Because that's the fear there. Well, you leave first,

1:19.8

then you call the cops. Exactly. You get to safe distance. Yeah. They found Demetio, who was sitting in his car. And when cops came up to talk to him, he said, I can't get my car to start. Okay. That's not what the call said, though. Yeah. Right. But at this point, that's what he's saying. He's like, I can't get my car to start. That's the issue that I'm having. I get it. And they're like, well, go ahead and try. We'll see if we can help you. Nice. So he goes to start. That's the issue that I'm having. I get it. And they're like, well, go ahead and try.

1:45.2

We'll see if we can help you.

1:45.6

Nice.

1:47.1

So he goes to start.

1:48.4

There's no key in the ignition.

1:52.4

And so they're like, let's go ahead and see your license.

1:52.9

Amen.

1:54.7

Let's go ahead and get this started.

1:57.2

So he digs in his pocket, finds the keys.

2:02.6

Okay. of keys, okay, and then keeps digging a little bit more and finds some dank gummies.

2:04.1

Okay, there it is.

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