This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes

What whoa?

Oh

I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting

Myrcatad! Simple!

Hello, hello! Happy 2020! Happy 2020!

We're here. It's a new year and we are new people. We are fresh. We are funky spooky and fun as always

As always and so are you guys

So new energy with the new year. This is two girls one ghost two girls one ghost and we are your ghostuses

That's Corinne. Hi, and I'm Sabrina here. We are here. I met my parents house

Recording from from on chat as I sometimes am the haunted house. Oh the ghosts have noted my appearance

They have and in fact super quick story. I'll keep it super short so we can head into encounters shortly

But my first night sleeping here. I woke up in the morning at like eight and

Somehow none of my family members were awake yet. So I was like alright. I'm just gonna close my ass for a couple more minutes

Got trapped in sleep paralysis. Oh no and then I

I woke myself up and I like opened my eyes and when I opened my eyes my real life eyeballs looking out

Into my room a dark figure

Went from standing over me and quickly backed up. Oh my god. Oh, huh and disappear

So all those people that are like sleep paralysis is just a delusion. It's just the chemicals in your brain

Well guess what I woke myself up and there was a dark figure over me. Oh my gosh

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