Hey, Danes and Beckys. What you're about to hear is an encore presentation of one of our favorite episodes from the Don't Ask Tig archives. Please enjoy.

Let me see. Open Bluetooth preferences. There is no technology that is both as good and as disappointing as Bluetooth.

Okay, I'm going to lose that. Yeah, forget that device. Now let's try this bad boy again.

I have a hard out in five minutes, Stephen.

Well, I'll talk and then later you can insert questions to justify my pearls of Winston.

Okay. and then later you can insert questions to justify my pearls of Winston. This is Don't Ask Tig. I'm Tignotaro asking you to stop ignoring the title of this podcast.

Stephen Colbert is here for a very special holiday episode of Don't Ask Tig.

Stephen.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi.

I forgot to say hi to you.

That's all right.

And I just want to tell you that when I was getting ready for this podcast,

and I mean get ready, I took a shower and

changed my clothes, and I did that for you.

Oh, good.

And I know I look absolutely no different than I normally do.

But I want you to know that I know with every fiber of my being that at your house,

there was a vibe of, oh, shoot, I forgot I told Tigg I'd do a podcast tonight.

Whereas at my house, I was like, oh my gosh, I have Stephen Covere on my podcast tonight.

I am very excited. I'm so happy to be on your podcast. I really am. It's always lovely to talk to you.

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