I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is coffee convoes with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Crissly. I really want you to be in your feels, Kail. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here.

Here's Cail and Lindsay.

Good morning, Kitty Cat.

Good morning.

This is comfy convoes today.

Look, we're kind of wearing like the same but different.

Yeah, and I forgot a necklace and I feel suffocated, but I was late to the recording because I, first of all, decided

yesterday, today's tax day, happy tax day, everyone, yesterday that I was getting a new camper,

like a new camper on a whim, had to go sign the paperwork for that. And then Isaac had an orthodontist

appointment. So I'd go pick him up from school. And then he is like, do you think we can go to Panera

to eat lunch before I go back to school? And I said, no problem. And they drop him back off at school.

And I'm driving my happy ass home. And suddenly had this urge to go to the bathroom. And I was like,

okay, I need to find a bathroom. Need to find a bathroom. All back roads. Winding back roads.

See a church that looks abandoned, but there's a porta potty behind it. So I said, perfect. I pull off on the side of

the road. There's no shoulder. So my vehicle is half in the

grass, half on the road, back road. I'm running. Running to the porta potty. Okay. Never seen this

church before, never been on this road before. I have no idea where I am. There's a padlock on the

port of potty. Okay. A pad lock. I said, what in the fuck? Why not? If you're just going to not have this porta potty open, why are we not sending it back to the company that you got it from? Okay? Because people like me will think you can use the porta potty. It doesn't work. Get back in the car. and I'm rotting dirty holding on for dear life until I shit myself.

So. use the porta potty. Doesn't work. Get back in the car and I'm riding dirty holding on for dear life until I shit myself. So do you know what it's like to call somebody and say, what are you doing?

And he's like, I'm just chilling, you know, whatever he's doing. And I said, where? And he goes outside and I go, where? And he goes,

buy the old camper because my friend's coming to, he bought the camper from me. Um,

he's cleaning out the camper. Great. Love that. Meet me in the back of the house. I got to drive through the grass. I need to get in the sliding glass doors. So that I can get in the shower.

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