My employee steals over $60,000 in loans from my business, causing my company massive losses,

all the while this guy runs away thinking he got off scot free. So I decided to get some revenge,

by turning the IRS against him, ensuring that everything he stole from me, he would now have to

pay taxes on. And I've never been more satisfied by my revenge against this guy in my life.

Here's what happened. So about six years ago, I started my own consulting business.

I am a talented engineer, but I was an am sadly naive about the ways of the world. I came from a

nice loving suburban background, and my parents taught me that all people are fundamentally good inside.

But they are not. To quote Dr. Cox, people are basically jerks coated in jerks with jerk filling.

In most cases, I never got any sort of revenge. Eventually, I realized I'm being screwed over,

and I would just fire the individual or cut the contract or stuff like that, and then take it

as a lesson learned and move on with my life. Except for this one time when I hired a sales guy,

for the sake of anonymity, we'll call this guy Tony. Tony is not his real name.

Tony swept into my office on a cloud of amazing promises. He had a resume a mile long,

and many incredible, unlikely yet somehow plausible stories of his great sales success in past

organizations. He wanted to partner with me to take my company to a new level, make more money

than we've ever made before. Even better, Tony didn't even want a salary. He simply wanted to be

able to take out loans from the company until his big sales pipeline kicked in, and then he would

pay it all back from his giant commissions. It was a total win-win for everybody involved.

This sounded like an amazing deal. I mean, what a nice guy. He was clearly confident he could close

a lot of sales, or why else would he forego a salary in favor of taking out loans? Well, my dear

friends, it's probably obvious how this story goes. Over the course of the next year,

Tony supposedly almost made so many huge sales that are totally ready to sign, but somehow they

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