Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rod, Klein Alley Show. There's no greater honor you can get when you have a job than being named the employee of the month. It's a title that was so significant. They got rid of it here altogether and created their own award called the Grit Award. And our current Vanessa, producer Vanessa, is a current grit employee. I'm starting to notice that other people are abusing that those free spots. Oh, the free parking spots? Yeah. There's different cars there every day. Are you not parking in your spot?

I parked there from time to time because I also want Cody to enjoy it. But Cody parks on the roof so we can smoke weed during the day. That's grit. I think he, like, parked there once. Right. But Allie and I offered you real money for that spot because, you know, you earned it, but we'd like to buy it off you as employees that did not get it.

Are you really offering money?

Because last time... spot because you know you earned it but we'd like to buy it off you as employees that did not get it

i did are you really offering money because last time you just said you wanted it without an offer

give me a price uh you how long do you get it for four months or something how long is the grit

title yeah the quarter so how long is this by year how long are quarters

what you guys how long are quarters i love long are quarters? I love this. Wow. Oh, my God. They're a year and a half long. Deal? Are they? Quarters are four months, Vanessa. That's why it's called a quarter. It's quarter of the year. You're the grid employee. How does she get the grid employee? Not even knowing how many months for the quarter. Every since I got that grid employee, the pressure to stay awesome is hard. To stay awesome. Don't worry. You didn't start awesome. You don't have to stay awesome. Yeah, she is. But you are a hard worker and that's all the match. I mean, a quarter is three months, not four months. We were all wrong. A quarter of the years, three months. I was scratching my head on that. I was like, hey, that doesn't make sense. So none of us know. But regardless, you have the spot for another three months or close enough. How much would you charge for that? Just give us a number. $300. What? $100. That's a fair price. I'm out. Ali's out. Since Ali's out and I'm not negotiating with anyone now. Since I have pretty much the same spot just across the way. It's like four steps closer to this spot. All right. Well, I'm not paying 300 bucks for four more steps. That's lame. Okay. Now that this one, this almost over, how about $2.25? You didn't even hear Klein if he was willing to accept that, Vanessa. What kind of negligee are you? You're already going down. Keep going, Vanessa. I'm going to let her keep talking. Klein. Yeah. 225? You got no other offers on the table now. I'll give you a sandwich.

Nah.

All right.

You're missing out.

Wow, you're going to do a pretend walk away now?

100 bucks in a sandwich.

A hundred bucks in a sandwich?

What kind of sandwich?

You can't add avocado, but you can add meat.

No avocado? Whatever comes with it, no additional avocado. What kind of sandwich would you want, Vanessa? Turkey, provolong, lettuce, tomato, I did. Provoelong? That sounds expensive. I don't want to pay for some cheese I've never heard of. I think you're saying a sandwich person like I don't know.

Is that how you say provo-lon? Because that's how I always say it. Yeah, you got it. All right. A sandwich, a turkey sandwich, provolone, and a hundred bucks. The spot's mine. With avocado. With avocado. Just take the avocado climb. Fine, deal. Whoa. I'll take your spot.

I'll take your spot.

Wow.

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