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🗓️ 17 June 2020
⏱️ 81 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is Keep It. I'm Iro Madison III. I'm Louis Bertel. Number one, Neil Gorsik Stan. |
0:15.4 | My name is Aida Osman and I'm confused. |
0:20.4 | Well, and I'm currently battling poisoning. |
0:24.6 | Battling. As you know, yes, I had Shake Shack last night. I had Shake Shack last night. |
0:30.5 | And I was poisoned by the employees because they thought I was a cop. |
0:37.7 | Or the lactose that knew you were black. |
0:40.7 | Yes, I'm of course talking about the ridiculous news that happened as I was going to bed last night. |
0:50.0 | Of course, it's resolved as we all woke up today. |
0:53.9 | Three NYPD officers claim that they were intentionally poisoned at a Shake Shack in Manhattan. |
1:01.7 | Girl, this is really... |
1:02.9 | And of course, the NYPD police union and like the DA is tweeting that their officers were intentionally |
1:14.3 | poisoned. You have the president's idiot son tweeting about how Democrats are silent |
1:22.0 | about police officers being poisoned in America. |
1:26.4 | Poison, so old-fashioned murder mystery of Shake Shack. |
1:33.2 | And then what do you know, Chief Rodney Harrison, the NYPD, at 1.02 AM put out after a thorough |
1:41.8 | investigation by the NYPD's Manhattan South investigators, it has been determined that there was no |
1:48.8 | criminality by Shake Shack's employees. |
1:51.7 | Girl, shut the fuck up. Sit down. They get so much free food. |
1:55.4 | They get so much free food. It's not bad. |
1:57.2 | That's just... There's a few poisonous ones. Do the math. |
2:00.2 | But they wouldn't pune the name of the salted caramel shake at Shake Shack. |
2:04.3 | The damage has already been done. |
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