On the Empire Podcast this week, we reviewed the Hunger Games, the Pirates in an Adventure

with Scientists, and Wild Bill. We have possibly our most disturbing listener-made jingle

yet, and we sit down for lovely chats with the Lord and the General.

Hello, pod. I'm Chris Uid. It's Friday, March 23, 2012, and I bid you a warm welcome

to the 4th Empire Podcast. The movie podcast will make you a hit with the opposite sex

just by listening to it. That's guaranteed. In fact, maybe listen to the Vampire Podcast

while I'm going to your hip and the opposite sex. This week, Helen Ahara is off-gallifanting

around the world, somewhere with a bunch of teenagers. It's not as weird to prefer to

this. It sounds trust me. So the Empire Brain Trust is a bit of a swinging, sausage-fest

I'm afraid. First of all, we have the tasty European weiner that is filled the assembly

and how are you, Phil? Chris, I'm very well. Thank you very much.

How's your tasty European weiner? Can we move on? Okay, doggie. Next up, the juicy

South African sour-crouted is Ali Plum. How are you, Ali? I'm very well. Unfortunately,

I've got to correct you. The South African sausage is the Boravos, so that's genuinely

a fact. Really? Boravos, yeah. Okay. And you are South African, despite your cuck-loss

English accent. Yes, despite the radio 4 voice, I am indeed a saffa. Okay. And last but

by no means least, the dodgy supermarket-owned brand Chippa Latta that's made out of

gristle and bits of pig teeth and bum. It's James Dyer. Hi, I'm James.

Keith and bum. Right, that's me. Would you lot have been saying on Twitter and

fire email all week? At our glared 85 says, despite the racism, enjoyed the Empire podcast.

I can't think of any racism in last week's episode, but we'll be sure to step it up

a notch if that's what the public wants. At Ethan Run says Liam Neeson. Just say his

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