Hello, I'm Chris Hewitt, and that lovely and inexpensive jingle should tell you that this

is the second Empire Podcast, the 47th greatest movie podcast on the podcast, where we looked

at uplad is fact. Hello, devil, are you guys? No, don't answer that. I can't hear you. Once again,

we're going to bring you the best movie news, the best movie reviews, and the second best movie

chat with our brain trusted top empire writers, starting with a lovely Helen Ahara, who is the world's

foremost John Carter expert. Is that right, Helen? Ted Padgerakwa, Pech, Chris Hewitt.

I literally know what that was. It was Barsoomian, wasn't it? It was Martian. You know, I thought I'd

show off how much of a John Carter expert I am. Oh, okay. I thought you were using Martian. Do you

speak Navi as well? Only a few words. I genuinely know the word of Navi, which is pretty blue.

Thank you. We're off to a good start. Helen, what did that mean, by the way? That meant that you

want to be Jedak today, Chris Hewitt. Anyway, moving on, we have the walk-in Arnehouse Encyclopedia

that is Phil Desembian. How are you, Phil? I'm very well, Chris. Weedly, I was Jedak just earlier,

so you're getting up. I think I've bounced back strong in the left here. Last but not least,

that voice you can hear is a new addition to the podcast crew, and that's Nick Desembian,

who's back through a cold to be here. How are you, Nick? Hello, not bad. Desemblins sounds a bit

like something you would find on Barsoom. Are you from a tribe of Desemblins somewhere? That's

classified. You guys related by any chance. There's a quite unusual surname. Not at all. No. We

had the Johnson and Johnson of publishing. Movie journalism. Related by marriage. My helicopter's

constantly crashed. Now, our last week's daily podcast caused something of a stir with people

queuing up in their tents, in their tents, to offer us praise, encouragement, and your death

thread. It wouldn't feel right if there wasn't a death thread somewhere along the lines.

Some sample missives at the Sun Twitter at dawn underscore it. Lyle said,

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