This week, on the Empire Podcast, we turn our air guitars all the way up to 11, with

Rock of Ages, we take a limo ride with R-Pats, in D-Crones' cause-mopolis, we try to guess

the twist ending of red lights, and we get to grips with fast girls, also popping in

for chance of two sunshine boys, and a whole bunch of muppets. Speaking of muppets, welcome

to the latest installment of the Empire Podcast, a movie podcast that has Sweden in the

Euro 2012 author sweepstakes Sweden, for the love of God. Anyway enough of that, I'm

Chris Uitt, and it's time to welcome three highly rated Empire writers to the pod with

anyone of whom could be the man of the match, or woman of the match, for we start as

ever with a stalwart of the podcast, Ireland, Helen O'Hara, leader of the political wing,

of the Empire Podcast. How are you?

This is not a rebel podcast.

Chris.

It's not a rebel podcast indeed. I have to apologize, last week I compared it to the

Empire Podcast.

It did.

What your politics are, kind of more to the right of David Trimble, I would say.

That is outrageous.

I know. Shocking. Shocking.

And wrong.

Next up is a man whose love of obscure European art house cinema runs so deep, he categorizes

his DVD collection according to the number of constants and its director's names. It's

Romania's filled the symphony, how are you?

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