On the Empire Podcast, this week we get all paranoid with Simon Pegg and Crispy Mills,

who drop in to talk about a fantastic fear of everything, Bob Whitey swings by to

matter about Woody Allen, and we discuss the latest films and the latest film news.

As you might expect on this, the only film podcast that has a terrible cold and really

shouldn't be here, but should be in bed instead.

Hello everyone, I'm Chris Hewitts, or should I be hubo everyone, I'm Chris Hewitt,

and welcome to the Empire Podcast, a jam packed, jamboree celebrating all things filmic.

It's a bit like the Jubilee concert, one of the we can promise you that Gary Barlow won't

be showing up here and oh no, we've bolted the doors and break up the windows, just

being the safe side.

But before we do that, three of Empire's finance writers snuck in, ready to tackle the week's

big movie stories, as ever I'm joined by our resident Northern Irish Firebrand, the

movie world's equivalent of the Reverend Dr Ian Paisley, Helen Harren, how are you?

I object to that categorization as strongly as it is possible to object to anything.

That's a lot general podcast.

That's a lot general podcast.

John Hume, I will accept maybe, but oh dear, we're going to get political if we keep

going on like this.

Hello Chris, how do you do?

I am doing fine Helen, how are you?

Hi, nice, Brian Kai, was that an Northern Irish accent you were doing there?

Yes.

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