Empire Minute 71: Yoda's Chance
Star Wars Minute
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🗓️ 21 April 2014
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Pete the Retailer from the Star Wars Minute Podcast, here to talk to you about the Dollar Shave Club. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey Pete, do you think they have Easter in the Star Wars Universe? |
| 0:08.0 | For as little as a dollar a month, you can get brand new, excellent shaving raors delivered straight to your door. |
| 0:13.0 | I mean I guess each planet would have like its own traditions and spin on holidays, right? |
| 0:17.0 | With Dollar Shave, you'll never need to use a dull crusty blade again because you were too lazy to pick up new raisers. |
| 0:23.0 | Like on Tatuene instead of a rabbit, they probably have like a wamp rat delivering candy. |
| 0:27.0 | Or that would be creepy though, because aren't they like six feet tall or something? |
| 0:30.0 | It would be like Donnie Darko skulking around your backyard. |
| 0:33.6 | Your skin will thank you for it, and your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. |
| 0:38.2 | I bet we grew up coloring Jawa eggs. |
| 0:41.2 | So live the life you're supposed to, and go to Star Wars Minute.com slash |
| 0:44.4 | Shave today. Welcome back to the Star Wars Minute, the daily podcast in which we analyze, scrutinize |
| 1:00.9 | and celebrate the Star Wars movies one luminous minute at a time. |
| 1:05.4 | My name is Alex Robinson from comicbook Alex.com. |
| 1:09.1 | And I am Pete the retailer from nerd Geektorcom. And I am Stuart Wellington, co-host of the Flophouse Podcast. |
| 1:16.0 | We are completing the Flophouse trilogy with this week of shows. |
| 1:20.0 | Thanks for coming out. |
| 1:22.0 | We're on minute 71, minute 71 of the week of |
| 1:24.0 | the show we're on minute 71 of the empire strikes back it starts with |
| 1:28.0 | uh... we're on de goba |
| 1:30.0 | and yoda is asking Luke if judged him by his size, did he? |
| 1:35.0 | And I was assuming if you're listening to that, you know what that means. |
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