Emperor Kangxi: Beast Mode Competency

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

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🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

He is considered to be the ablest ruler of the vast Chinese empire. Kangxi set a structural foundation for the remaining Qing Dynasty Emperors. What role did militarism play in his peaceful reign. Well, somewhat peaceful.

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Sources: The Intellectual Devotional by David S. Kidder and Noah D. Oppenheim, Britannica.com, Nationalgeogrpahic.com, Imdb.com, Cambridge.org QING MILITARY INSTITUTIONS AND THEIR EFFECTS ON GOVERNMENT, ECONOMY, AND SOCIETY, 1640–1800 by Yingcong Dai 2017, Battlefield.org

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0:00.0	Friggin what up, dude.
0:03.9	Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast.
0:05.9	That's mine.
0:06.4	Gonna be called History is Night.
0:10.0	History is dead with Strider Wilson.
0:17.3	Dangish from the come.
0:29.1	Frigan what up, dude. Welcome back to history as dank, dude. I'm your host Strider Wilson.
0:33.4	We got Aaron going beast mode on the sticks, dude. What up, Aaron?
1:11.2	What up? Dude, I'm just posted up, dude. Just freaking kicking it with my boys, dude. You know, fire it up, dude. Just trying to get some lot of bro hangs in, dude. That's what it's all about these days, dude. You know, summer, dude. Feels like it's winding down, dude. Kids are going back to schools, what all my brothers are saying. Kids are going back to gear up, dude. I'm like, dude, I'm just trying like dude i'm just trying to freaking rage dude you know but raging for me as an adult means you know having one syphco and then trading grill techniques dude you know talking about how how we're going to restain the deck dude i hang out on a lot of decks dude a lot ofos sniped me, dude. They surprised me with hanging out with another dude.
1:14.0	Hey, my neighbor's going to come over.
1:15.5	Craig, good guy.
1:17.3	Guess what?
1:17.9	Craig, dweeb.
1:21.1	Always a dweeb.
1:23.4	Comes over.
1:24.9	He's into some sort of, you know, liqueur. You taste it. It tastes like I lick my own ass.
1:32.9	I have to act like it's good. Want another one? Nope. Good excuse. Got to drive. See you later, bro. See you next summer. See that Christmas break.
2:00.8	So, the hangs have been going pretty sick. They've been going pretty sick, dude. You know, good convos up until the meantime. But I'll tell you, some of the bros, dude, they'll corner me, did it. They corner me on their decks, dude, check out the view. You know, check out the view. I go check out the view. Then I'm trapped. Can't escape. I'll fall off a ledge.
2:02.2	It's only about three feet.
2:03.1	It's a deck.
2:03.5	But still, I don't want to fall, dude.
2:05.7	And then I just get caught.
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