Emotional Support Clown
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Kanye West is allegedly telling people "Pete Davidson has aids", a cat was kicked so hard his penis tore apart and a man being fired brings an emotional support clown to his last meeting.
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| 1:57.4 | 142 of the Jessal Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
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